I like this picture. I'm not sure it's what Maryann would have posted but she's in bed and can't stop me. She'll be posting other Halloween pictures soon. Rivers and Cumorah were quite the poultry pair.
In the meantime, I have compiled various opinions regarding why the chicken crossed the road:
Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your point of view. The chicken did not cross the road - it transcended it.
Vice President Gore: I fight for the chickens and I am fighting for the chickens right now. I will not give up on the chickens crossing the road! I will fight for the chickens and I will not disappoint them. Did I mention that I invented roads?
L.A. Police Department: Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.
Ralph Nader: Chickens are misled into believing there is a road by the evil tiremakers. Chickens aren't ignorant, but our society pays tiremakers to create the need for these roads and then lures chickens into believing there is an advantage to crossing them. Down with the roads, up with chickens.
Dr. Seuss: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed it, I've not been told!
Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
2 comments:
Is this what you do when I think you're hard at work studying?
Yes.
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